Reviews

I really don’t care to spend an hour on a lengthy review about a movie. The bottom line is I can sum up my feelings in a few sentences. Below is a list of movies I have seen. It will be updated often since it is short and to the point. If you don’t like what I have to say… write me and tell me why!

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  • July, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Dark Knight (2008) 10/10

    2008-07-18 20:20
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    Not enough room! Please see http://www.slackerstyle.com/blog/?p=319

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWALL·E (2008) 7/10

    2008-07-18 02:27
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    Cute but the underlying message is a little troublesome. I guess check it out and see if you can make heads of tails. Cute characters though.

    0.3

  • May, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNational Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) 7/10

    2008-05-26 05:57
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    Honestly, I enjoyed this one more than part 1. It's rare that happens but if you can get past the cheesy family stuff it really is a good movie at heart. Part 3?

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNational Treasure (2004) 6/10

    2008-05-26 05:55
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    A solid movie, kind of a sleeper because people think it's stupid. I enjoyed it, I like the references and the secret society stuff. Check it out, part 2 also.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Fan (1996) 5/10

    2008-05-26 05:52
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    Average movie, old, good the first 11 times you see it. De Niro can never do wrong though so whatever, it's one of those movies you find deep in your collection.

    0.3

  • April, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSuperbad (2007) 7/10

    2008-04-28 04:11
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    I laughed a few times, I thought the movie was nostalgic. Made me think of high school. Worth a watch if you have a movie night with your girl or something. Get in there!

    0.3

  • March, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThere Will Be Blood (2007) 9/10

    2008-03-20 16:40
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    One word: Phenomenal. Watch this movie now! Milkshake!

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNo Country for Old Men (2007) 9/10

    2008-03-20 16:38
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    Simply put... amazing. Javier Bardem makes every scene he is in the most frightening moment of your life.

    0.3

  • February, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJumper (2008) 3/10

    2008-02-17 04:29
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    Ohhhhh!!! Soooo bad! Don't even waste your time. He is a Jumper, his mom is a hunter... there I just saved you an hour and a half!

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCloverfield (2008) 6/10

    2008-02-05 04:32
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    Not bad, I think they went in the right direction, the camera work was a little shaky and made me bleh but the idea behind the whole thing was executed well.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJuno (2007) 8/10

    2008-02-02 04:30
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    This movie is so cute. Hope and love, true love demonstrating that there are bonds that cannot break. The girl from this movie needs to hold hands with my man Luc! This movie makes me think of grade school romance. I can't say it enough, cutest movie ever!

    0.3

  • November, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBeowulf (2007) 1/10

    2007-11-27 04:24
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    Walked out of this one! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf! I am Beowulf!

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAmerican Gangster (2007) 6/10

    2007-11-27 04:24
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    Nothing mind blowing here... Nothing I couldn't sit through but nothing I would really want to watch again. Had the potential but for me it just didn't deliver.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGone Baby Gone (2007) 8/10

    2007-11-02 13:46
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    What a great crime drama. Every twist and turn you could fit into one movie and not make it boring or cliche. A real message can be learned if you can figure it out. Luckily I saw it with some intelligent people so we could discuss it. Do yourself a favor and go check it out.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSaw IV (2007) 4/10

    2007-11-01 13:49
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    They finally managed to make me hate my favorite modern horror/thriller series. Thanks Lion's Gate Films! The worst garbage ever. Saw and Saw II are still the best.

    0.3

  • September, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHalloween (2007) 6/10

    2007-09-01 14:40
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    Not the original but the work print (version leaked online, not the one in theaters) is an excellent example of Zombie's creativity and ability to make the greatest horror movie of all time into something that sucks my ass.

    0.3

  • July, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTransformers (2007) 7/10

    2007-07-09 21:36
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    Amazing, spectacular, a work of art! I couldn't take my eyes away! Megan Fox is really that beautiful! Ohhh yeah, the movie was pretty good too.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGhost Rider (2007) 5/10

    2007-07-04 23:14
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    Ugh... are you kidding me? No really... are you fucking kidding me?

    0.3

  • June, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer... 7/10

    2007-06-28 06:23
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    A pretty decent sequel. I enjoyed the surfer and the way they portrayed Galactus. Could have been better but not by much.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Messengers (2007) 4/10

    2007-06-26 03:50
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    Every time the movie could have really taken a firm step... it stepped in shit. The ending was a waste of time.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewKnocked Up (2006) 8/10

    2007-06-25 04:10
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    Cute, some good life lessons. This movie could make you understand your shitty relationship better.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSicko (2007) 7/10

    2007-06-25 04:10
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    Don't ask me how I saw this already hahaha. I don't like Moore at all but the American Health Care System needs work. This is something I have known for years. He brings attention to something we must change. Either subsidize or develop a National Healthcare plan that works!

    0.3

  • May, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPirates of the Caribbean: 3 (2007) 5/10

    2007-05-24 21:06
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    Blah blah sad ending. Will is the captain of The Flying Dutchman, big fucking deal.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSpider-Man 3 (2007) 5/10

    2007-05-20 20:01
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    Terrible. Boring. Lame.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Godfather (1972) 10/10

    2007-05-19 00:08
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    What is there that can be said about this film. The staple to any collection. The Godfather is flawless.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHalloween (1978) 9/10

    2007-05-19 00:06
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    The most artistic horror movie ever created. If you haven't seen it, see it. If you can't apreciate it... kick rocks.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 9/10

    2007-05-19 00:05
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    Giving exception to Halloween this is the greatest horror movie of all time. The movie isn't even scary it's just downright creepy. Tobe Hooper created a legend.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGangs of New York (2002) 9/10

    2007-05-19 00:00
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    Another Scorsese masterpiece. Daniel Day-Lewis plays the greatest role of his career. How this didn't win the Oscar I'll never know.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Illusionist (2006) 7/10

    2007-05-18 23:59
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    A great Norton movie. Check it out, great plot twists and great ending.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewA Bronx Tale (1993) 9/10

    2007-05-18 23:58
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    The story of a child that becomes a man. On one side his father, the other... his friend. Loyalty and respect. Amazing.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCasino (1995) 10/10

    2007-05-18 23:56
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    My favorite movie of all time. #1. Flawless.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGoodfellas (1990) 9/10

    2007-05-18 23:56
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    One of the greatest movies of all time. You can't say you like movies without having seen this. A classic by any standards.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJackass Number Two (2006) 7/10

    2007-05-18 23:54
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    I laughed my ass off. Really more insane than the first.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Departed (2006) 9/10

    2007-05-18 23:53
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    Amazing. Not one thing wrong. End review.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSaw III (2006) 7/10

    2007-05-18 23:53
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    Not bad, not as good as part 2. Check it out if you are a fan of the series. Look out for part 4? WTF?

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTexas Chainsaw Massacre: Beginning (2006) 3/10

    2007-05-18 23:52
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    Another great attempt to piss on a legendary movie. Kick rocks Hollywood.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDeja Vu (2006) 3/10

    2007-05-18 23:47
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    Blah blah, Denzel travels through time to solve a crime. Big deal.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBorat (2006) 8/10

    2007-05-18 23:43
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    Comic genius. This movie is great on so many levels that I can't even begin to describe it. S.B.C. is ahead of his time. "Don't shrink me gypsy!"

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Hitcher (2007) 1/10

    2007-05-18 23:41
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    Walked out of this movie 20 minutes in. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRocky Balboa (2006) 5/10

    2007-05-18 23:41
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    Sorry Rock, not much to talk about here. Boring, lacking in plot development and dramatic effect. 5 is a stretch.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLaberinto del fauno, El (2006) 7/10

    2007-05-18 23:39
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    It gets a 7 because the use of muppet style puppets! The story line is valid and well put together but the ended can leave you bent and annoyed. Good acting and good idea. I look forward to more work from this director.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewReno 911!: Miami (2007) 5/10

    2007-05-18 23:38
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    Some funny, some completely lame unfunny. It's hit or miss depending on who you are.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Number 23 (2007) 6/10

    2007-05-18 23:36
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    I left the movies and was like "YES!" and after some thought and conversation with Matt... we both realized how shitty this movie was! Good idea executed in a typical lame fashion.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHannibal Rising (2007) 2/10

    2007-05-18 23:34
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    They found a way to ruin this series. Seriously, it's like taking a crap on the entire legend of Hannibal Lecter.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTMNT (2007) 4/10

    2007-05-18 23:32
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    No Shredder, no live action dudes in giant suits... no good for a turtles movie.

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  • Show the reviewHide the review300 (2006) 8/10

    2007-05-18 23:29
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    Movie of the year! Best comic adaptation in movie history. See this film.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGreen Street Hooligans (2005) 8/10

    2007-05-18 23:11
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    GSH is a great look into the world of soccer hooliganism. Great story, lots of action, amazing ending. Good acting from Frodo

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